What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet.
when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
I’m giving up alcohol for a month…. Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
I’m giving up alcohol for a month…. Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
What’s the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won’t find a Lambo in a landfill.
What’s the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won’t find a Lambo in a landfill.
Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.
Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.
And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.
What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don’t fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don’t fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
No, cough syrup, you’re not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.
No, cough syrup, you’re not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.