Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones.
Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7….
Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7….
Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
“If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson https://twitter.com/neiltyson
“If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson https://twitter.com/neiltyson
NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites to angry trees.
NyQuil before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before Nyquil, never been a 30-foot panda on the French Riviera selling kites to angry trees.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death.
Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death.
Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks? The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son “have you been smoking dubstep?” “mom what??” “DON’T LIE TO ME WHERE’S THE SKRILLEX”
DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son “have you been smoking dubstep?” “mom what??” “DON’T LIE TO ME WHERE’S THE SKRILLEX”
TIL a post won’t be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit.
TIL a post won’t be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit.