there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike
people used to make fun of me in high school but who’s making fun of me now?? that’s right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web
people used to make fun of me in high school but who’s making fun of me now?? that’s right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web
BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you
BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you
Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently… He was really shaken up about it.
Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently… He was really shaken up about it.
Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you.
Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you.
I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer.
First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote “like an onion”. Can you clarify?
First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote “like an onion”. Can you clarify?
Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them.
Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them.
In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten.
In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten.
Don’t you just hate it when you meet a hot girl, you look her up on Facebook and find there are fucking 150 + mutual friends and nobody told you about her. Thanks a lot assholes.
Don’t you just hate it when you meet a hot girl, you look her up on Facebook and find there are fucking 150 + mutual friends and nobody told you about her. Thanks a lot assholes.