your dirty mind ” Give it to me” she yelled, “i am so fucking wet, give it to me now” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
Me:Siri, why don’t I have any friends? Siri:*shows me my Google search history* M:Good call.
Me:Siri, why don’t I have any friends? Siri:*shows me my Google search history* M:Good call.
Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn’t cum on a boys face until he is 13.
Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn’t cum on a boys face until he is 13.
Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled
Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled
Have you seen www.square.com? No I haven’t got around to it.
Have you seen www.square.com? No I haven’t got around to it.
What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne
What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne
A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler’s desk. She’s got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today.
A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler’s desk. She’s got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today.
A ghost walks into a bar “Sorry sir” the barmen says, “We don’t serve spirits after eleven”
A ghost walks into a bar “Sorry sir” the barmen says, “We don’t serve spirits after eleven”
Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!
Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!
Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged.
Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged.