What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour
Why didn’t the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son’s death? They didn’t bereave him
Why didn’t the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son’s death? They didn’t bereave him
The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks… …is they tend to rub off on you.
The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks… …is they tend to rub off on you.
I set my alarm clock to play Alice in Chains I call it my morning “Would?”
I set my alarm clock to play Alice in Chains I call it my morning “Would?”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who?
Sorry, I can’t go. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? :)
Sorry, I can’t go. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? 🙂
When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man’s laughter
When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man’s laughter
Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed
Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed
Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma
Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma
A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I’m not talking about the one who deserved it.
A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I’m not talking about the one who deserved it.