98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven’t been to prison yet
What did Michael Jackson ask his father’s mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!
What did Michael Jackson ask his father’s mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!
Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it’s fucking in tents.
Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it’s fucking in tents.
First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -“this is my first time…” she says -“relax and tell me what you like…” -“cheesburguer”
First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -“this is my first time…” she says -“relax and tell me what you like…” -“cheesburguer”
Just once I want to see “Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably.”
Just once I want to see “Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably.”
Why don’t off duty police men fire grenades into children’s cribs? If you’re good at something never do it for free.
Why don’t off duty police men fire grenades into children’s cribs? If you’re good at something never do it for free.
“Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today.” Woman: “EXCUSE ME?!” [whispers]”Dear Diary, I think she can hear me.”
“Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today.” Woman: “EXCUSE ME?!” [whispers]”Dear Diary, I think she can hear me.”
What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned
What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned
Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops… … he said it was a *for n* concept.
Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops… … he said it was a *for n* concept.
I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn’t.
I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn’t.