“Sir, we lost the platoon. All our men are gone.” A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. “not all men”
If I like ceilings… Does that make me a ceiling fan?
If I like ceilings… Does that make me a ceiling fan?
What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone
What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone
Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club
Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club
Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year — and when he does, it’s down a chimney.
Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year — and when he does, it’s down a chimney.
A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He’s in a dialbetic phona.
A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He’s in a dialbetic phona.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.
let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that’s right i’m talking about waldo from where’s waldo
let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that’s right i’m talking about waldo from where’s waldo
How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.
How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.