Category: School jokes

Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says “can I have a glass of H2O” and the second chemist says “Can I have a glass of H20 too”. and then he dies.

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole.

An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway

Where are you going? “Ice fishing” You know you can just buy ice at the store right? “No I mean th…” Or just freeze some water even…

What’s the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?

Cute valentine joke – What’s the difference between woman’s face and ass? – None. You can fuck both.

No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I’d just go to Sears.

The tampon aisle is a terrible place to pick up chicks.

A student walks into class late… Teacher: “Why are you late?” Student: “While I was coming, I saw a sign that said **School ahead. Slow down.**”