What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate
My dog is either dreaming or can’t quite figure out how to shape shift.
My dog is either dreaming or can’t quite figure out how to shape shift.
“Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
“Your finest Scotch, please.” “Yes, sir,” the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys
Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys
How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!
How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!
A surprise party on someone’s birthday isn’t surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night.
A surprise party on someone’s birthday isn’t surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night.
Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie.
Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie.
The Pink Panther’s To Do List To do…To do…To do, to do, to do…To do, to doooo… Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh… Edit: Formatting
The Pink Panther’s To Do List To do…To do…To do, to do, to do…To do, to doooo… Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh… Edit: Formatting
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!
The “we’re going to need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.
The “we’re going to need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.