I just watched a boring documentary on how to build a time machine. That’s an hour of my life I’ll probably get back.
What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? “Well, I fucked that one up.”
What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? “Well, I fucked that one up.”
Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He’s OK now
Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He’s OK now
I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels
I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels
What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow
What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!
What’s green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk’s cock
What’s green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk’s cock
Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me
Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me
Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.
Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.
If I’m ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.
If I’m ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.