What’s the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don’t come with trigger warnings.
Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one.
Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one.
I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting.
I was just looking in the mirror this morning, thinking about who I was. I suppose you could say I was reflecting.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6-offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6-offender.
I text my wife tonight, “Honey, I’m going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint…” “…if I’m not back in an hour then read this message again.”
I text my wife tonight, “Honey, I’m going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint…” “…if I’m not back in an hour then read this message again.”
Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
Two baby seals walk into a club
Two baby seals walk into a club
I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest.
I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest.
What’s black and doesn’t work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep.
What’s black and doesn’t work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep.
What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater.
What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater.