I told a joke about ripping up some paper It was tear-ible I’m really sorry!
This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn’t rising… And then it dawned on me
This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn’t rising… And then it dawned on me
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!
What’s Nigel Thornberry’s favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
What’s Nigel Thornberry’s favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade.
The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade.
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?
Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.
Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched.
I’m so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
I’m so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards
I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers.
I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers.