What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don’t monkey around with me!
they say penguins mate for life, but that’s bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
they say penguins mate for life, but that’s bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.
Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.
What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun
What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun
What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!
What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!
My New Year’s resolution was to buy a velcro wall So far I’m sticking to it
My New Year’s resolution was to buy a velcro wall So far I’m sticking to it
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.
100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.
Court decision: “I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… … What happens next will shock you”
Court decision: “I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair… … What happens next will shock you”
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.