Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust.
How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny.
How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny.
What’s the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin’.
What’s the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin’.
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?’ I said No, six should be enough.’
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?’ I said No, six should be enough.’
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don’t monkey around with me!
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don’t monkey around with me!
they say penguins mate for life, but that’s bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
they say penguins mate for life, but that’s bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.
Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.
What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun
What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun
What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!
What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!