Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that’s currently in my eye.
Autocarrot sucks!
Autocarrot sucks!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I’m being stalked.
For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I’m being stalked.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? It’s hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? It’s hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn’t Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed
Why doesn’t Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed
What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again
What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again
Clyde: I’m looking 4 a partner. What’s ur name? “Bonnie” C: That ur real name? “Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker” C: …Bonnie it is
Clyde: I’m looking 4 a partner. What’s ur name? “Bonnie” C: That ur real name? “Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker” C: …Bonnie it is
Why is it a “12-pack” and not a “jury of your beers”?
Why is it a “12-pack” and not a “jury of your beers”?
If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive
If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive