Your mumma so fat. Its not a joke. im just stating facts
Why should you never date a vegan girl? She won’t swallow.
Why should you never date a vegan girl? She won’t swallow.
Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common… They are both useless piles of garbage but they’ll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.
Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common… They are both useless piles of garbage but they’ll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.
People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action.
People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action.
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
To my calendar: Your days are numbered.
To my calendar: Your days are numbered.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!
Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen… He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, “Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!”
Doctor is rummaging through his bag looking for a pen… He pulls out a rectal thermometer instead, “Ah goddammit some asshole has my pen!”
Today in band we played a japenese piece… I bombed it.
Today in band we played a japenese piece… I bombed it.
Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra.