Margaret Thatcher Said “If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.” If you want nothing said or done.. Ask a cat.
Astronaut: wtf is this NASA: it’s space food A: I specifically asked for only Milky Way bars N: look we get it but- A: no no I’m coming down
Astronaut: wtf is this NASA: it’s space food A: I specifically asked for only Milky Way bars N: look we get it but- A: no no I’m coming down
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high… She looked surprised.
I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high… She looked surprised.