Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !
Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !
Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? “Pack your trunk and clear out !”
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? “Pack your trunk and clear out !”
Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !
Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !
Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !
Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !
Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !
Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !
Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !
Whats blue and has big ears ?An elephant at the North Pole !