They say people and their pets start to look alike, which is why George Clooney is now tied to a tree in my backyard.
What did the male mountain say to his wife? What’s the Matterhorn-y?
What did the male mountain say to his wife? What’s the Matterhorn-y?
I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor
I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor
I tried making jokes about fat people … but none of them worked out.
I tried making jokes about fat people … but none of them worked out.
You shouldn’t eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis
You shouldn’t eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis
Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, ‘you’ve got to stop masturbating’ I said, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because I’m trying to examine you’.
Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, ‘you’ve got to stop masturbating’ I said, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because I’m trying to examine you’.
What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian
What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian
Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?
Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?
Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That’s the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven.
Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That’s the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven.
How many countries’ flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya’s to start the race, and France’s to signal there’s one lap to go.
How many countries’ flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya’s to start the race, and France’s to signal there’s one lap to go.