Why doesn’t George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones
Shitting myself about this Ebola situation… Which is worrying, because that’s one of the symptoms.
Shitting myself about this Ebola situation… Which is worrying, because that’s one of the symptoms.
What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? “Make me one with everything.”
What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? “Make me one with everything.”
Knock Knock Fuck Donald Trump
Knock Knock Fuck Donald Trump
What do you call a tree if you don’t know what kind of tree it is? It’s a mystery.
What do you call a tree if you don’t know what kind of tree it is? It’s a mystery.
JEllo hooker? What’s the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out
JEllo hooker? What’s the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out
How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.
How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.
Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you’re a jerk!
Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you’re a jerk!
Guy at the gym had “True Gentleman” tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy.
Guy at the gym had “True Gentleman” tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy.
How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )
How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )