Category: Aviation jokes

[NSFW] What’s the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room.

THE HORROR! *splat THE TRAGEDY! *splat IT’S AWFUL! *splat SO MUCH BLOOD! *splat WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! *splat -It’s raining men.

I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out.

Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? (Sorry if you’ve heard this) Christopher Walken

BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

[math class] How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don’t have feet? “By crawling to the counter?” GET OUT

What’s a pirate’s favorite video game? **Call of Booty.** Because there’s mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin’ and plunderin’, matey.

Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill.

A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands. Just to play it safe, I’m teaching my penis to vibrate.