How to pick up a girl Me: Are you interested in having the best sex of your life? Her: No. Me: Well then you came to the right place
Give a man a hamburger and you feed him for a day
Give a man a hamburger and you feed him for a day
My boss told me to dress for the job I want
My boss told me to dress for the job I want
How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb &
How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb &
What do you call 2 Nuns &
What do you call 2 Nuns &
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween
As a Canadian I like to go clubbing
As a Canadian I like to go clubbing
If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It’s better in Dutch: >
If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It’s better in Dutch: >
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds
I would have been a stripper… …but I just couldn’t pull it off. Follow the format
I would have been a stripper… …but I just couldn’t pull it off. Follow the format