How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&
(Offensive) Old enough to count… Old enough to mount
(Offensive) Old enough to count… Old enough to mount
I’m not crazy
I’m not crazy
Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there’s more sandwiches in your fridge. }
Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there’s more sandwiches in your fridge. }
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell
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What’s Sam Smith’s favorite type of nut? [It’s an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&
What’s Sam Smith’s favorite type of nut? [It’s an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&
My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS)
My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS)
Ho Ho Ho Do you know
Ho Ho Ho Do you know
What did one math book say to the other? Don’t bother me
What did one math book say to the other? Don’t bother me