Had a three-way on Valentine’s night… Me and Ben &
I joined snapchat yesterday
I joined snapchat yesterday
Went out for a drive today in my car &
Went out for a drive today in my car &
A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot
A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot
My wife wanted half &
My wife wanted half &
What does a stegosaurus eat off of? His plates. -Jude
What does a stegosaurus eat off of? His plates. -Jude
Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &
Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &
America &
America &
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy
A man walks into r/news <
A man walks into r/news <