I’m not condescending! Try and count how many times I’ve been condescending! Exactly
My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier
My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier
You drive a truck your whole life… and no one calls you a trucker
You drive a truck your whole life… and no one calls you a trucker
Sometimes I’ll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don’t want the product
Sometimes I’ll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don’t want the product
All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track &
All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track &
Knock Knock… *Who’s there?* nine-eleven… *nine-eleven who?* **You said you’d never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly
Knock Knock… *Who’s there?* nine-eleven… *nine-eleven who?* **You said you’d never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly
Why are Michael J. Fox’s milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy
Why are Michael J. Fox’s milkshakes the best? He uses the best ingredients Stay classy
Went to the proctologist … ended up with a
Went to the proctologist … ended up with a
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The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game