I bought quick oats and two days later my roommate showed up with instant oats. I will not be humiliated
An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant’s neck
An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant’s neck
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My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein… &
My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein… &
I prefer F-1 over Nascar…. …does that make me racist? -&
I prefer F-1 over Nascar…. …does that make me racist? -&
I haven’t been ignoring you
I haven’t been ignoring you
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men.. &
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men.. &
How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None
How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None
What’s the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it
What’s the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it
What’s the best joke you’ve ever come up with? Here’s mine. >
What’s the best joke you’ve ever come up with? Here’s mine. >