Idiot and fool jokes October 19, 2026Joko How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles. Spread the loveHow many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles.
Idiot and fool jokes October 21, 2026Joko One idiot said to the other, “You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who cant.
Idiot and fool jokes October 21, 2026Joko There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldnt believe how hard these men were working, but couldnt understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.He said to the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”
Idiot and fool jokes October 21, 2026Joko An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. “But I think I know where Im going wrong,” said the idiot. “I think I am planting them too deep.”
