Doctor and nurse jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks hes a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I cant, I need to use him to finish my homework.

Doctor and nurse jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is she?” The nurse replied, “Oh, shes quite dopey.” One of the friends said, “We know that, but how is she healthwise?”

Doctor and nurse jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “Ive taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, Im right here.”