Dead and dying jokes October 19, 2026Joko What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog. Spread the loveWhat has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, “Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute.” The man said, “Do me a favor and throw it out the window!”
Dead and dying jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.”Yes, Sir,” the new employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
