Elephant jokes October 19, 2026Joko It was called a jumpoline… … before your mother jumped on it. Spread the loveIt was called a jumpoline… … before your mother jumped on it.
Elephant jokes October 21, 2026Joko It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants goal when the Elephants left back came lumbering towards him.The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. “What the hell do you think youre doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?” The elephant replied, “Well, I didnt mean to kill him — I was just trying to trip him up.”
Elephant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephants neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, “Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!”
Elephant jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
