Marriage jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “The bank says that this is our last notice. Isnt it wonderful that theyre not going to bother us anymore?

Marriage jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Brian told his best friend Mike. “Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?” his friend suggested. “But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So Brian went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.” “Forget it,” said his wife. “Ive tried that many times – it never worked.”

Marriage jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “Its in case I should die before my husband. Im sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”