Lawyer jokes October 21, 2026Joko How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough. Spread the loveHow many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.
Lawyer jokes October 21, 2026Joko A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, “Dont worry – we have plenty of those where I come from.” The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, “Dont worry – we have plenty of those where I come from.” Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying…
Lawyer jokes October 21, 2026Joko At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?” “Really?” the other replied, “Why did you switch?” “Well, for four very good reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants dont get so attached to them, third there are some things even a rat wont do, and fourth sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings.”
