Blind jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero. Spread the loveWhat do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero.
Blind jokes October 21, 2026Joko A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, “Youre soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, “Youre slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher.”
Blind jokes October 21, 2026Joko One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers arent going to scream, and we arent going to know when to take off!”
