Criminal jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing. Spread the loveWhy did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing.
Criminal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new…” He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mothers room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, “Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again…”
Criminal jokes October 21, 2026Joko A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car… Who is driving the car?A police officer!
Criminal jokes October 21, 2026Joko Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
