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IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!
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Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth
I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket
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I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants goal when the Elephants left back came lumbering towards him.The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. “What the hell do you think youre doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?” The elephant replied, “Well, I didnt mean to kill him — I was just trying to trip him up.”

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephants neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, “Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!”

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