Accountant jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you make a hormone? You don’t pay her. Spread the loveHow do you make a hormone? You don’t pay her.
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to “The Unknown Soldier”. At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: “Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg”.The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.The resident replied, “As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was something.”
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just assume its changed.
Accountant jokes October 21, 2026Joko An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation.”It was late at night” says the pilot, “Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings.””Im sorry,” says the auditor, “but youll have to bear the cost yourself.””The cost of what?” asks the pilot.”Of the bearings you lost.”
