Zoo jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left.”So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned home.”Great,” Little Jordan replied.”Did you and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine.”Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Jordan, excitedly,”especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!”

Zoo jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he didnt recognize them!

Zoo jokes

October 21, 2026Joko

Zoo Keeper:”Ive lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why dont you put an advert in the paper?”Zoo Keeper:”Dont be silly, he cant read!”