Music jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone. Spread the loveWhy did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone.
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!”
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I dont have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, youll have to accompany me.””Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”
Music jokes October 21, 2026Joko 1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!”2nd man: “Did they wake you?”1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”