Tecnologia October 19, 2026Joko Monday mornings shouldn’t start until noon. Spread the loveMonday mornings shouldn’t start until noon.
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko Me*taps wife’s shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin… It might taste the same but that shit just ain’t right.
Tecnologia October 20, 2026Joko What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out.
