Aviation jokes October 19, 2026Joko Q: Where does an ape sleep? A: In an apricot. Spread the loveQ: Where does an ape sleep? A: In an apricot.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, Maam, he said, do all these children and this luggage belong to you? Yes, sir, my mother said with a sigh, theyre all mine. The customs agent began his interrogation: Maam, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession? Sir, she calmly answered, if Id had any of those items, I would have used them by now.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, wont you?”All I can say maam,” said the pilot, “is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!”
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
