Judge jokes October 19, 2026Joko What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer. Spread the loveWhat do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true.”Im as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed.The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, “Boy, are you in trouble. Im a lawyer!”The driver looked out his window and said, “No, youre in trouble. Im a judge.”
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked.”Theyre people just like you your equals.””Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I dont want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
