Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko Give weeds an inch… And they’ll take a yard. Spread the loveGive weeds an inch… And they’ll take a yard.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “Ive taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, Im right here.”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?D: Yes, that is also true.P: So, in average, I live normally.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”John: “Is he feeling better now?”Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”John: “How did he break it?”Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”John: “How did he break his arm?”Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
