Esportes October 19, 2026Joko How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months. Spread the loveHow long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko *Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Man goes to a Doctor. “Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts” “Does it burn?” “I don’t know, I’ve never tried to set fire to it”