Aviation jokes October 19, 2026Joko Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun. Spread the loveChuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, Maam, he said, do all these children and this luggage belong to you? Yes, sir, my mother said with a sigh, theyre all mine. The customs agent began his interrogation: Maam, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession? Sir, she calmly answered, if Id had any of those items, I would have used them by now.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko “Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, wont you?”All I can say maam,” said the pilot, “is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!”
