Divorce jokes October 19, 2026Joko Didn’t manage to catch any fish today… It was a failure. Spread the loveDidn’t manage to catch any fish today… It was a failure.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: “May I help you?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”. Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got about a hundred acres.” Attorney: “No, you dont understand, do you have a case?” Hillbilly: “No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.” Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.” Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?” Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.” Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?” Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.” Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?” Hillbilly: “No shes a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger . Thats why I want this dayvorce.”
Divorce jokes October 21, 2026Joko Question: Why is divorce so expensive?Answer: Because its worth it.
