Firefighter jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why can’t you hear Django coming? The D is silent. Spread the loveWhy can’t you hear Django coming? The D is silent.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?”In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
Firefighter jokes October 21, 2026Joko A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean?”Thats easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” says the devil.”I dont see the Chiefs clock anywhere?” the fireman says.The devil replied, “Oh him, we have his down in the basement, were using it for a fan.”
