Judge jokes October 20, 2026Joko Love is like peeing yourself…. everyone can see but only you feel the warmth. Spread the loveLove is like peeing yourself…. everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked.”Theyre people just like you your equals.””Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I dont want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.