Why does tigger have no friends? Because he plays with pooh.
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Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans dont like to change anything.
