Aviation jokes October 19, 2026Joko What’s a redneck’s favourite vegetable? Pump-kin. Spread the loveWhat’s a redneck’s favourite vegetable? Pump-kin.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko Stewardess” “Yes, Sir?” “I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I cant see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I cant sleep.” “Captain, shut up and land the plane.”
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.
Aviation jokes October 21, 2026Joko After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, Maam, he said, do all these children and this luggage belong to you? Yes, sir, my mother said with a sigh, theyre all mine. The customs agent began his interrogation: Maam, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession? Sir, she calmly answered, if Id had any of those items, I would have used them by now.
