Hunting jokes October 19, 2026Joko “We never talk anymore.” “I know. It’s amazing!” Spread the love“We never talk anymore.” “I know. It’s amazing!”
Hunting jokes October 21, 2026Joko Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began tospeak to him!”Isnt it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Lets negotiate the matter,” said the bear.Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, “I want a fur coat.”
Hunting jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.The first redneck says to the other, “If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.”After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo.The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do.The redneck answers, “Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows.”
Hunting jokes October 21, 2026Joko Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “Okay, lets get out and get him.” After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?” The guy in the front says, “Well, I dont know how about you but Im going to start nibbling grass.”
