Political jokes October 19, 2026Joko Why Don’t Lobsters Share? Because they’re shellfish. Spread the loveWhy Don’t Lobsters Share? Because they’re shellfish.
Political jokes October 21, 2026Joko QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.
Political jokes October 21, 2026Joko A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked. “Try to fix it if its big; ignore it if its insignificant,” replied the lawyer. “What do you do?” lawyer asked. “Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say the devil is the father of liars, but instead I said the devil is the father of lawyers, so I let it go,” minister replied.
Political jokes October 21, 2026Joko A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then Im against it.” “But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then Im for it.” “This is my final position, and I will not compromise!”
