Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool.
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Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages”An whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper.”Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply.”A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if thats a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there !”
